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Wearing this shirt may not give you psychic powers, but it will make you look really cool and get you lots of friends and/or lovers if you’re looking for that sort of thing. Soft, lightweight cotton makes it perfect for everyday wear from coffee dates to cosmic revelations.
Features:
Unisex fit — gender is a social construct
Machine washable
Guaranteed to make you at least 24% more interesting
Wearing this shirt may not give you psychic powers, but it will make you look really cool and get you lots of friends and/or lovers if you’re looking for that sort of thing. Soft, lightweight cotton makes it perfect for everyday wear from coffee dates to cosmic revelations.
Features:
Unisex fit — gender is a social construct
Machine washable
Guaranteed to make you at least 24% more interesting